Well, well, well… look who finally showed up. Hi, I’m Draco — certified heartthrob, professional cuddle monster, and recent surgery survivor (yeah, it was dramatic, but I pulled through because I’m fabulous like that).
Huge thanks to GSROC and their magical army of supporters for helping me bounce back. I mean, was there ever any doubt? I’m the main character.
Now that I’m on the glow-up recovery tour, it’s time to find someone worthy of being my forever human. Let’s be clear: I’m sweet, loving, full of spunk, and absolutely adorable. I did try to become besties with the resident Pyrenees, but apparently he’s too “dignified” for zoomies. Whatever. And the cats? Let’s just say they don’t appreciate my high-energy greeting style. (Rude.)
So here’s the deal:
I want a human who’s fun, affectionate, and knows how to properly admire me while I nap. Bonus points if you throw toys dramatically and let me hog the bed. This is a partnership — your job is to spoil me, and mine is to be the best decision you ever made.
Think you can keep up? Fabulous. Submit your application (aka adoption form), and maybe I’ll let you be my person.
